2024 RAM 2500 LARAMIE PATRIOT BLUE ONE OWNER 14,000 MILES UNLEASHED BY MACDONALD MOTORS
THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL.
The 2024 Ram 2500 Laramie just rolled onto the lot at Macdonald Motors, and it's bringing gas-powered chaos wrapped in luxury and dipped in Patriot Blue paint so deep it makes denim jealous.
One owner. 14,000 miles. ZERO apologies.
6.4L HEMI V8 This aint a diesel. This is pure gasoline-fueled thunder, ready to tow your boat, your trailer, your buddy's broken dreams and still have enough grunt to get you to dinner on time.
No DEF. No turbos. No waiting. Just raw, naturally aspirated fury.
Laramie Trim It's the bouncer at the country club. Leather everywhere. Giant touchscreen. Heated and ventilated thrones for you and your copilot. It's business in the cabin, full-blown bar fight under the hood.
Patriot Blue The kind of paint that makes parking lots look like parade routes. You'll get compliments from strangers, jealous glares from Silverado owners, and possibly a salute from passing aircraft.
ONE OWNER Not passed around like a group text. This baby was raised right and brought up on premium gas and good decisions.
Loaded with features:
Alpine sound system so loud it might reprogram your DNA
Heated steering wheel for your cold, fearless hands
Cameras everywhere (because reverse should never be a gamble)
Power everything, because you deserve to feel like a king when hauling drywall
This is'nt for people who like trucks.
This is for the Alpha of the cul-de-sac, the boss of the boat ramp, the first one to pull someone out of a snowbank and the last one to leave the job site.
Macdonald Motors is'nt playing around and neither is this Ram.
But you? Youve been thinking about it. You're reading this for a reason.
Call us now. Don't ask if it's available just ask how fast you can sign the papers.
2024 RAM 2500 LARAMIE
ONE OWNER. 14K MILES. GAS-FUELED MAYHEM.
Only at MACDONALD MOTORS.
Come get it before your neighbor does and becomes your new hero.
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Include a shoutout to Macdonald Motors' reputation
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